Well, how did you think...

...she was paying for all those spices she was smuggling in the Federal pen? Martha Stewart, domestic dab hand, K-Mart conquistadora and wrongly convicted "stock swindler," banked $1.2 million from her company last year, and -- shock! horror! -- spent some of it in prison.

To which I can only comment that she, unlike the MG Rover execs described a couple posts below this, probably deserves it. After all, she managed to charm her way back into the hearts of homemakers, thus helping to insure the survival (and thus employee jobs and shareholder value) of her eponymous media empire.

Yeah, she's home now. But once more, for old time's sake: Free Martha!